Golf Quotes
Funny Golf Quotes - Famous Golf Quotes
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It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
--Hank Aaron
Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
--Franklin P. Adams
Love and putting are mysteries for the philosopher to solve. Both subjects are beyond golfers.
--Tommy Armour
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
--Jack Benny
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.
--Tommy Bolt
Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.
--Julius Boros
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
--G. K. Chesterton
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
--Jimmy Demaret
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. golf is more complicated than that.
--Gardner Dickinson
Golf is an ideal diversion but a ruinous disease.
--B. C. Forbes
I'll know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
--Gerald Ford
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
--Billy Graham
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
--Ben Hogan
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
--Chuck Hogan
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
--Bob Hope
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
--Jack Lemmon
I play [golf] in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
--Joe E. Lewis
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
--Henry Longhurst
If I had my way, no man guilty of golf would be eligible to any office of trust under the United States.
--H. L. Mencken
Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
--Harvey Penick
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
--Will Rogers
Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than Golf.
--Will Rogers
The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.
-- TV "Silk Stalkings"
I'm a golfaholic. And all the counseling in the world wouldn't help me.
--Lee Trevino
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
--Mark Twain
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
--Harry Vardon
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
--H. G. Wells
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
--Woodrow Wilson
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
--P. G. Wodehouse
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
--William Wordsworth