Yogi Berra Quotes
Yogi Berra Quotes
Yogi Berra is famous for his baseball career as well as for his misuse and abuse of the English language.
Berra played almost his entire career for one team, the New York Yankees, and as such he is a representative of that storied franchise. Yogi Berra is considered the greatest catcher of all time, and the 52nd best non-pitcher in all of baseball history.
Here is a collection of his often hilarious quotes.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Yogi Berra
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Yogi Berra
It ain’t over till it’s over.
Yogi Berra
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
Yogi Berra
It gets late early out there.
Yogi Berra
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Yogi Berra
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
Yogi Berra
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Yogi Berra
Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.
Yogi Berra
Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
Yogi Berra
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Yogi Berra
The future ain’t what it used to be.
Yogi Berra
The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
Yogi Berra
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
Yogi Berra
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Yogi Berra
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Yogi Berra
We have deep depth.
Yogi Berra
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Yogi Berra
How can you think and hit at the same time?
Yogi Berra
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
Yogi Berra
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
Yogi Berra
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
Yogi Berra
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
Yogi Berra
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Yogi Berra
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
Yogi Berra
I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
Yogi Berra
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Yogi Berra
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ‘em.
Yogi Berra
If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.
Yogi Berra
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
Yogi Berra
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Yogi Berra
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
Yogi Berra
It’s like deja-vu, all over again.
Yogi Berra
It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.
Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Yogi Berra
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Yogi Berra
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
Yogi Berra
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
Yogi Berra
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