Quotes From Up
Quotes from the Movie “Up”
Please be my prisoner. Please?
My name is Dug and I have just met you and I love you. – Dug
Hi there. I was just under your porch because I love you. – Dug
You got a “run away in terror” badge? – Carl
Tigers don’t live in South America. Zoology. – Russell
Sometimes, it’s the boring stuff I remember the most. – Russell
Movietown News presents, “Spotlight on Adventure.” What you are now witnessing is footage never before seen by civilized humanity: a lost world in South America. Lurking in the shadow of majestic Paradise Falls, it sports plants and animals undiscovered by science. Who would dare set foot on this inhospitable summit? Why, our subject today, Charles Muntz! – Newsreel Announcer
I like you temporarily! – Dog (to Russell and Carl)
You in the suit! Yes, you! Take a bath, hippie! – Carl
My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I may speak. Squirrel! – Dug
I am here with the bird, and I will bring it back, and then you will like me. Oh, gotta go. – Dug
Kevin is a girl?!
You know Carl, these people who come here, they all tell pretty good stories. A surveyor making a map, a botanist cataloging plants, an old man taking his house to Paradise Falls. And that’s the best one yet. I can’t wait to hear how it ends. – Charles Muntz
No. Soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. Find the scent, my compadres, and you too shall have much rewardings from Master for the toil factor you wage. – Alpha
Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been asigned by my strength and cunning. – Alpha
Do not mention Dug to me at this time. His fool’s errand will keep him most occupied. Most occupied, indeed. Ha ha ha! Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now? – Alpha
I am a great tracker. My pack sent me on a special mission, all by myself. Have you seen a bird? I am going to find one, and I am on the scent. I am a great tracker; did I mention that? – Dug
Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called “see who can be quiet the longest.
Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game!
Carl Fredricksen: This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he’s trying to kill us. What a joke.
Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.” Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Alpha: Have you seen the bird?
Dug: Why, yes. The bird is my prisoner now.
Beta: Scream all you want, small mailman.
Alpha: None of your mailman friends can hear you.
Newsreel Announcer: Humiliated, Muntz vows a return to Paradise Falls and promises to capture the beast alive!
Charles Muntz: [speaking to a large audience outside in the newsreel] I promise to capture the beast alive, and I will not come back until I do!
Russell: Hi, Mr. Fredricksen! It’s me, Russell!
Carl Fredricksen: What are you doing out here, kid?
Russell: I found a snipe, and I followed it under your porch, but this snipe had a long tail, and looked more like a large mouse.
[His flag then blows away in the wind, and he gasps]
Russell: [Turns to Mr. Fredricksen] Please let me in.
Carl Fredricksen: [pause] No.
[He slams the door shut]
Carl Fredricksen: [Russell waits uncertainly for a few seconds. The door opens again] Oh, all right.
Russell: A wilderness explorer is a friend to all, be it bird or fish or tiny mole!
Carl Fredricksen: That doesn’t even rhyme!
Russell: [offended] Yeah, it does!
Russell: [from trailer] Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross the street.
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your porch.
Carl Fredricksen: No!
[closes the door on Russell's foot]
Charles Muntz: Any last words? Come on, spit it out!
[Carl spits out his dentures]
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